Memory Pegging

One Day I was running through the Zoo
I passed an oak Tree and came to four red doors
Suddenly, I got hives and began getting sick
I died and went to heaven
I was standing at the pearly gates
when God himself greeted me with a big bottle of wine
He escorted me to his Den filled with books
It was a sunday and football was on TV
We watched eleven men on each team
run up and down a big green field
God was so excited that twelve books fell from the shelves
hurting our heads
We began sorting through the books
Lifting them one at a time
God even had a book on Licking
can you imagine on page sixteen
were seventeen virgins with ice cream
watching a movie screen
On page eighteen, a young boy
had his tongue stuck to a pole on Xmas day
and was waiting for help to arrive
On page Nineteen, was a man with a shining stud
in his tongue and he was kissing his girlfriend
both were plenty horny at age twenty
which most kids are at that age
so much in love was he
that when another man tried to steal her away
He challenged him to a dueling of guns
He was only twenty one